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Tuesday, May 21, 2019

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Here is one of my favorite penguin jokes for you:

A Penguin walks into a bar and says to the Bartender,
"I am looking for my Pa. Have you seen him?"

The Bartender says,
"Hmmm, I'm not sure. What's he look like?"

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Isn't that a hoot? Get it? GET IT?!?!?
A penguin's dad would look the same! Get it? Whooboy, that's a good one! Oh, man, I need to calm down. Oh, my side hurts. Whoooo, what a riot! This one is a classic!

How do YOU chill out?

Famous Penguin Quotes :

" Sorry about that! "

by Tennessee Tuxedo --->
" Doo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo "

by the Bud Ice penguin ---->
" Oh My Goodness! "

by Chilly Willy ---->
" Where's the Pizza? "

muttered by
a summerpenguin

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